Monday, July 16, 2007

I Have Returned!


Thanks to Zaius and Lt. Chaos, I have returned to The Nefarious Lair of LGPPP, Inc. after being held captive in the Monkerstein Power Pagoda! Without their bravery and courage, I would not have been able to retrieve and bring back to destroy the Evil Instrument of Intimidation and Control, the Monkerstein Mind Control Fez that the Evil Primate had developed to turn our Youth into Degenerate Monkerstein Zombies.

I will tell you more of the story as it developed and summarily blew up in Monkerstein's flat face soon. First, I need to relax a while and recoup my strength with the help of Ellen Ripley (she is quite formidable in so many ways).

A toast to Zaius and Lt. Chaos!

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