Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Of Mice and Boys
Ladies of LGPPP, attend me!
As you know, the Frog and the Monkey have decided to try and use mere words against the combined power of myself and Zaius. These attempts are futile and pathetic. They are trying to force a wedge between the Simian and our Organization. This wedge is rather...well...cheesy compared to what we have faced in the past. We will continue to move forward against this evil pair who are attempting to insinuate their way into the lives of all who love freedom.
We will move forward against The Monkerstein Power Pagoda! Remember Monkerstein hates puppies!