Friday, October 12, 2007

iSplotchy, a virus we can avoid!

Because I love you, I truly love you, it behooves me to point out just what an awful precedent is being set by the unfortunate candidacy of a sawed off muffler stuck in quik-crete.

The iSplotchy was created by an IT guy. Splotchy. Now I've got photographic proof that the only thing the iSplotchy,( or in def-con jargon the S.O.M.S.I.Q.C.) will do is turn anyone who gets within a few feet of it into TRON!!!!

Seriously, if this poor bastard can be turned into a digitized tool of the Master Control Program, what hope have you got?

Splotchy is Sark. Avoid. Gregarious is open source. Feel the love.


Splotchy said...

You thing you're going to scare people away with talk like that?

Try and find me a blogger who *doesn't* want to be Tron.

He was played by Bruce Boxleitner, for God's sakes.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Can we prove that iSplotchy is over 35 and therefore eligible for the offic eof the presidency?

Dr. Zaius said...

I can't imagine who Splotchy is trying to fool. Homeland Security has classified ENCOM and Tron as threats to national security. Maser Control Program must have been hanging out with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.