Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Absinthe Only education?

I'm all for absinthe, but what about Mai Tai's? What about bourbon? Vote Gregarious/Zaius-the only logical choice. Because we believe in choice.


Dr. Zaius said...

...And nothing says choice to an American voter like a choice of alcoholic beverages. I'll have an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater!

Randal Graves said...

Oh hell, this support of the delicious absinthe strengthens my support for Gregarious/Zaius after Dr. Monkey - sniff - deviously used Sandra Lou to garner votes! I was weak for a moment!

Dr. Zaius said...

Dude, don't be fooled by Monkderstein's mind control fez technology! Despite his sad attempts to garner votes by posting Sandra Lou's picture, Sandra Lou is the official spokesperson for the Zaius/Gregarious campaign

I first mentioned Sandra Lou in this post:

Tuesday, February 20, 2007
youTubing the Banana Splits


Monday, May 21, 2007
Sandra Lou is retro-hot-pink and fluorescent yellow delicious!

Saturday, July 07, 2007
Important update on all that is retro-hot-pink and fluorescent yellow delicious!

Thursday, July 12, 2007
Official Zaius/Gregarious Response to the Brewing Kucinich/Monkerstein Scandal

Thursday, July 12, 2007
CNN: 'Samurai Frog is Merely a Puppet of the Monkerstein Campaign'
Sandra Lou, official spokesperson for the Zaius/Gregarious campaign: "En France nous aimons manger les jambes de grenouille pour le dîner ! Ils sont délicieux."

Saturday, July 14, 2007
Hooray! It's French Terrorist Day!

Accept only the original Sandra Lou source, Zaius/Gregarius! Monkerstein is only copying Dr. Zaius, as this post will attest! He does not even have an updated link to Sandra Lou's video, as I posted and also put on my blog roll. Listen to an ape, not a monkey. Don't be fooled cheap Monkerstein imitations!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

AS they say, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

At least, that's what I heard that they say.

mwb said...

"Because we believe in choice."

So close if only you were the campaign that believed in Joyce.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Wow, Dr. Zaius is thorough, if not ridiculously anal, I'll give him that. But randal - forget all about Sandra Lou and absinthe, and grab yourself some hot Monkey/Love instead! It's the only sexy choice.

FranIAm said...

I believe in choice too. But where's my damn drink? I didn't come to the Rumpus Room just to read, be serious and the like.

Its "rumpus" I came for "rumpus" I demand!


Randal Graves said...

When it comes to Sandra Lou, one can never be too thorough! And I'm all about the sexy, but that's a Whole Lotta Sandra.

Fran, smart is sexy. Just wait 'til the glasses come off. Oh baby.

Dr. Zaius said...

It's an open bar, FranIAm. Let me show you the way...