Friday, November 2, 2007

What is more dangerous than being a drummer for Spinal Tap?

Being the running mate of a certain chimp. I think the last one died choking on someone else's vomit.

I hate to be indelicate, but it must be said. It must be said.

By now, perhaps you know that Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein has gotten a new running mate, Ms. Kristi Love.

Ms. Love, I entreat you to quit the chimp and join the Ape and the Lez. We won't hold your monkey luvin' against you! And with those hockey skillz we'll offer you the post of Canadian Diplomat.



Dr. Zaius said...

She will turn in time my dear, just like all of the others. Monkerstein cannot keep the long list of restraining orders secret forever.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

How dare you try to steal my love, oops, my veep from me?

GETkristiLOVE said...

However tempting the Ape/Lez ticket may be, it was Monkey Love at first sight!