Look, I'm not all keeping up the with Joneses, you know. But darlings when I hear of something so fabulous as an opulent underpantsatorium, why I send for the contractors and have one added on. (I'll take the permits out tomorrow, Mr. Inspector Man!)
And look! Freida Bee has joined us at the table! I hope she doesn't mind me letting on where her inspiration for such inspirational poetry comes from.
8 comments:
This is INDEED from where my inspiration arises, Daawrling. Opulent underpantsatoriums such as yours and Dr. Zaius's.
You guys need to franchise these!
Just noticed you've been linking Evil Spock.
Underpantsatorium? underpants are optional, right?
Evil Spock, underpants are always optional. In fact, it is the job of one of the minions to underpants you, if you so desire.
Enjoy!
Randal that's a fine idea, but we are about free love and that includes free underpantsing! Anyone with a complete torso is welcome to their own underpantsatorium.
freida bee and you are an inspiration to us all. (that hat looks good on you)
Oh no, I didn't mean as a capitalist enterprise. Just use all those oil bucks to open up underpantsatoria throughout the land, real swanky ones. A lot of hardworking Americans cannot *sniff* afford plush furniture.
randal mi underpanstatorium es su underpantsatorium! Drop by anytime and I will underpants you myself!
Now that you have your own underpantsatorium, Ms. Germaine, it's got me to thinking. I do believe that Randal is right. We should market these underpantsatoriums! Everybody should have one. We can't afford to let this country slip into a underpantsatorium gap with France!
Oh my, I was just lamenting my lack of underpanstatoriumness and am so thrilled to hear Dr. Z'z moat recent campaign promise.
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