Darlings, make love not war. Then go make love some more.
It seems there is a battle afoot among bloggers. The Great Necco Wars! How very disconcerting that there should be a rift among so many otherwise likewise-minded bloggers. Unlike some of our opponents, the Gregarious/Zaius ticket believes that war should always be a last resort. (Of course, that resort is well stocked with armaments of advanced political theory, lest you think we're soft.)
Arbitration, mes cheres! All can be settled over Necco Cosmos and Chocolate Martinis at the Rumpus Room.
I exhort you to peace, love, and if all goes well, happy underpantsing!
4 comments:
Making love instead of war is a great idea but fails in practice. Most people are ugly (not me, I'm astonishing)and have no opportunities to get any lovin'. So they go and kill things and bang their shoe on the table and disagree what version 2000 year old book they should fight over.
The Sleestak ticket is full of nothing but attractive people. It just happens that way. We all make love several times a day in approved American fashions with our legally-wedded spouses so war is not on the agenda.
I'm hoping this means that you and Dr. Zaius are thinking of having a cabinet comprised of sex workers and installing a pole on the front lawn of the White House. It can triple as a maypole and tetherball court.
Monkey/Love wants a "peace" too.
You're such the peacemaker! As long as I don't have to drink any of those Necco Cosmos....
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