Darlings, I thank all the pagan deities and Buddha bellies I have rubbed for bringing about the best possible news that ever could be!
Woody Allen is making a movie with Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz. Yes, this is fabulous. But what is better is that he doesn't waste the absolutely fabulous opportunity this titanic matchup presents: Lesbian Sex Scene!
Oh dears, I am just cutting and pasting the rest because really, I am far too beside myself to even continue to sit upright at this computer.
Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz will have lesbian sex in Woody Allen’s new film.
The sexy actresses will ”leave the audience gasping” with their steamy love scene in Allen’s upcoming ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’.
A source said: ”It is extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and the whole scene will leave the audience gasping.”
I wonder if that fainting couch is still in the underpansatorium? Enrique?