Friday, February 8, 2008

Please make them stop with the fake shoes


I am in actual distress over this. Ladies, I regret to inform you that Jellys are back.

This is from Wikipedia : "They were very popular in the 1980s till the 1990s when a pair could frequently be purchased for under a dollar."

Worse, Bloomingdales now has a pair bedecked in Swarovski crystals that retail at $115.00.

Is this a sign of the apocalypse? I bet Dr. Zaius knows. Being a post apocalyptic orangutan and all.

America, I weep for us.

8 comments:

Liberality said...

my daughter loved her jellies back in the 80's. often it was the only pair of shoes I could get that child to wear so they can't be all that bad.

Batocchio said...

Is this a sign of the apocalypse

I vote yes, because the apocalypse won't be pretty. ;-)

FranIAm said...

I am with my man Batocchio on this one! Yeeech!!!


jeeeeeeellllllllleeeeeeeez!

FranIam shudders and then screams.

I need to get into the underpantsatorium stat!

Comrade Kevin said...

When platform shoes come back in, then I know we're all fucked.

Germaine Gregarious said...

liberality jellies, like crocs, should not be worn by those over the age of 13.

batocchio but an Ape-ocalypse could be swingin'.

franiam ah, if one could but stay in the underpantsatorium forever-wouldn't it be divine?

comrade kevin even the ones with goldfish inside?

GETkristiLOVE said...

Hey, anything is betting than Crocs!

angry ballerina said...

I always had the fucked up habit of chewing on them

Germaine Gregarious said...

angry It's understandable, I would chew on your shoes!

getkristilove oh, my dear, how many ways can they fake something so wonderful as shoes?