My darling running (pri)mate just turned thirty five again! Technically he won't be old enough to be president for a few thousand years, but once we purchase a good Supreme Court that won't be an issue.
But lord, lord, let me tell you. I was off in the jungles practicing advanced political theory against some corporatist regimes when my blackberry reminded me that TODAY is Dr. Zaius' birthday.
My dear ape. I did travel through many time zones to get here, and yet that feels a bit like an excuse for being late. Remember, it's still your birthday somewhere!!!
My manservant, Enrique, me and Diablo Cody put this together for you.
Enjoy, ya big ape.
With my love, Germaine.