My darlings. Apparently it is beach party month. So I'm starting with the best beach in Jamaica--- Seven miles of sand in Negril. And my darlings, if any of you return and report to me that you stayed at an "all-inclusive" I will have to kick your ass.
Sorry dears, but the best beach in Jamaica is there only for those who WON'T stay at the shitty all-inclusives!!! Walk around ma cheres!! Meet some people!!! Kick the shins of stupid americans who are afraid of the beach!!!!
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It's wonderful here on the beach... The natives smoke the most unusual pipe tobacco, though... and they don't even use a humidor!
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