Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wa Hooooo! !!!! It's August Beach Party!!!!
My darlings. Apparently it is beach party month. So I'm starting with the best beach in Jamaica--- Seven miles of sand in Negril. And my darlings, if any of you return and report to me that you stayed at an "all-inclusive" I will have to kick your ass.
Sorry dears, but the best beach in Jamaica is there only for those who WON'T stay at the shitty all-inclusives!!! Walk around ma cheres!! Meet some people!!! Kick the shins of stupid americans who are afraid of the beach!!!!