In honor of the start of the Olympics, I wanted to go to an appropriate beach. Not in China, though. My dears, that government just gives one the heebs. And trust me, I've known some shall we say, unscrupulous governments. Some that pay rather well.
So Enrique googled "Olympic Beach" for me. My choices, dears, are either Greece or New Jersey.
Here we are, Olympic Beach in Greece.