I Found the Beach, Darlings, Where's the Ocean?

Are Karl Rove's forefathers from North Dakota? Why, would you believe that through some error (fatigue? moi?) I've wound up in Beach, North Dakota? Dears, this is nearly as sad as the mistake that sent me to Pardeeville Wisconsin. Nice people, all, but very unfortunately named.

On the upside, so many more people at this Beach just luv luv luv my little pink guns!