Surf Norway!

Darlings! Whatever could attract me to Norway? Why on earth are you even asking. The women of Norway are legendary. I simply can't even stroll the streets of Oslo without humming 'die Valkyrie'. Ah, love. Sweet, momentary, impulsive, one-nightstandish, love.

There's a gay friendly nude beach near Oslo. More out-of-the body genitalia than the discreetly tucked up inside kind that I prefer, but oh well. The beach's nickname? Homolulu.

I may not leave.