Friday, August 31, 2007

Me n' Larry - Like Peas in a Pod

Larry Craig loves guns
Germaine Gregarious loves (pink) guns
Larry Craig loves humans who have the same style genitalia that he has
Germaine Gregarious loves humans who have the same style genitalia that she has.


Only Larry Craig is looking for his honey bun in the restroom of train stations and airports.

One has to love Michael Rogers (h/t Princess Sparkle Pony) who has been following the exploits of Larry Craig since last October when Rogers reported that Craig was propositioning men at Union Station in Washington DC. Now that Craig's been busted does Rogers go all 'told you so'? No he does not. In fact he makes some tasty lemonade out of Craig's er, lemons:

"Larry Craig should stand up and be honest with the citizens of Idaho about who he is," said Rogers, the country's top gay activist blogger. "Tonight is a historic opportunity for Senator Craig to run for re-election as a proud gay American. What a great turning point for one of the most conservative states in the country to be represented by an openly gay Senator."

"Senator Craig's situation is exacerbated by the fact that he has a voting record that is counter to the interest of lesbian and gay Americans. All too often, closeted men like Senator Craig use their voting record to hide their truth from the American people. With this news now out in the open, I call upon Senator Craig to reevaluate his votes on issues like the Federal Marriage Amendment, Don't Ask Don't Tell, and the Defense of Marriage Act.


A Army Of (Cl)One said...

While this is a very intresting take on the Larry Craig issue, I must say to you ....

Vote For Jon IG For President.

Freida Bee said...

...and then he resigns rather than take your saavy political advice. Those gop's need some new, more simian advisors.

Germaine Gregarious said...

Well Mr. Clone, I think that you need to rethink you position on the upcoming election.

And Freida Bee, While simian advisors like Dr. Zaius are invaluable - I always trust my women's intuition first!

pissed off patricia said...

First Mr Craig should be honest with himself.

Dr. Zaius said...

I am afraid that I don't see the similarity. You say that you and Sen. Craig are like peas in a pod, but I don't see it. Craig is an evil and unprincipled GOP Doody Head, whereas you are the Bee's Knees!