Tuesday, September 18, 2007

iSplotchy, my (tight, sweet, high) ass!

Fellow citizens - Meet the new boss, same as the old boss!

There is a new entrant into the 2008 campaign. And while he touts himself as being all things to all people he seems to me to be but one thing!

He says iSplotchy. I say look closer folks: it's an iED!

We must stand up and say 'no' to Splotchy!

We won't get fooled again!

Carry on darlings. Don't say Germaine didn't warn you!


Dr. Zaius said...

I knew that he was Republican! I could tell by the rocks in his head.

SamuraiFrog said...

I am forced to agree with you, Ms. Gregarious!

Splotchy said...

Yes, I admit that the iSplotchy has been regrettably involved in some unsavory acronyms due to its incredible nano-flexibility.

Despite the fact that it can and has been used as an IED, IUD and GED, this should not discourage Americans from voting for it.

Besides, what you can do with an ape, anyways? Throw a banana at it?