Monday, September 17, 2007

Two Questions: Are they available for pistols? Do they come in pink?


I am not much of a tv viewer, there is just so much real life to be experienced, n'est-ce pas? But Saturday morning, nursing just the teensiest of hangovers before I headed out for my hang-gliding date with a certain high level State Department official (real high up, but more on that later!) I caught some of the old 'boob' tube.

Infomercials! How fabulous is that? I don't like to shop much, but I do like glamour. Sometimes the shopping is just a necessary evil. And sometimes I employ assistants to do it for me. But when these products come right into my home right on my television screen! Glory Be!

Here's what I bought on Saturday:


A gun rack for your bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the video. Note the disclaimer at the end of the video. Not for homes with children. I hope the occasional visiting martian, simian, frog or bee are acceptable.

I also hope the UPS delivery guy is that hot blonde chick wearing those brown shorts again. I'll be waiting on the front porch of the LairTM until my "Back Up" arrives.

7 comments:

Liberality said...

I saw a picture of a gun that had lipstick bullets and I thought of you honey. Now if only that hand gun had been pink instead of silver...

Germaine Gregarious said...

Sweet! I'll send the assistants right out for that.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You know, I could use a gun rack for the Danger Sled...

Dr. Zaius said...

What is this about a hang-gliding date with a certain high level State Department official? Curious minds want to know.

Germaine Gregarious said...

I have to keep my QT on the down low for the mo', Dr. Z! But let's just say this extremely high ranking official is secretly playing on my team!

Bwa ha ha.

PS> you know how Rosie was all 'Tom Cruise makes me swoon'? while all the time she was driving a 'diesel' engine? Well, this high level official has thrown all y'all off the trail by pretending that a really, really, really high level official is her boyfriend.

PPS> Could you come over for evil laugh lessons? That last sentence would have been so much better with an evil laugh.

Dr. Zaius said...

Hmm... You now have me curious. Is this about Karl Rove?

As far as evil laugh training, I would be glad to help out! It is all in the diaphragm. From deep down in your gullet you bellow out:

"Mwu-ha-ha-Ha!"

Half of the effect is in the correctly placed capital letters, of course.

Micgar said...

uhhmmm...mine is more-"aww ha ha ha!" do this really really loud! I think people will think you're evil...or something.