It's never to early to learn demolition. Hard targets are no longer a challenge with the Glambo Signature Series EZ-Boom Oven. Locked out of the clubhouse? Fight back! Includes enough of her patented, quick-setting mix to make one pound of plastique and will provide your child with hours of fun. (Safety armor not included.)
A bargain at only $323.95!
This sends me straight back to those halcyon Christmas mornings of my youth! Ma Mere et Pere Gregarious smiling beatifically down at me as I discovered the joys of plastique!
And, darlings! there's a whole website full of toys just like I had when I was un petite fille. Glamguns! It is so absolutely fabulous that I may just have to go to some godforsaken third world country just to adopt me a baby girl to buy these things for! (And to inherit my empire, of course).