Monday, March 10, 2008

I wonder if she would pack a pink pistol?


The simians are on this story like fleas on a monkey's ass:

Tucker Carlson is getting fired from his little tee vee show on MSNBC. (Would that Chris Matthews queue up with him in the unemployment line. *sigh*)

Dr. Zaius discusses such here. He reminds us that not only is Carlson very not gay, he likes to bang the heads of guys who are. Odd. And Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein notes how absolutely fabulous it would be if homophobe rightie pea brain Carlson were to be replaced by lovely lesbian Rhodes scholar Doctor of Political Science Rachel Maddow.

3 comments:

Dr. Zaius said...

No such luck. It's going to be David Gregory.

Germaine Gregarious said...

Yes, I saw.

While David might resemble an aging dyke, he just doesn't have the intellectual sexysexy that Rachel has.

Alas.

Comrade Kevin said...

Our wishes, unfulfilled.

A dream, deferred.

*theatrically puts back of hand to forehead*