Wednesday, March 5, 2008

If that's what makes you an expert

If waking up next to someone at 3 am makes you an expert at their job, then my dears I am well qualified to:

  • Fight contras in the jungle
  • perform open heart surgery
  • be the Secretary of State (no, not Madeleine Albright. My word!)
  • deliver the mail
  • take the United States to an Olympic softball championship
  • plumb your house
  • be the fifteenth Dalai Lama (now there's a story I'm really not allowed to tell)
  • star on a 70's era television series about a blended family (you knew this one. I'm doubly qualified)
  • raise kovachii orchids
  • jump 18 buses on my Ducati (ok, I am actually able to do this)
  • base jump the Khobar Towers (ibid)
  • knit
  • pilot the space shuttle.
  • rule a South American country
  • birdwatch

There are a few dozen other jobs I'd be capable of doing, but I didn't take the time to ask. If you know what I mean.


Comrade Kevin said...

One could surely cure all of that cancer floating around, too.

Germaine Gregarious said...

Yeah, I'm only talking about the people I have slept with. The cure cancer chick is definately on my to-do list.

You must understand, as I do, that she might not want to do me. Busy with scientific research and all.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

This is not realted to your topic, but I would say that you recruit them kind of young, don't you think? ;-)

Germaine Gregarious said...

Oh! My dear, you've found my sixth grade photo.

I've nearly forgotten what I look like without makeup.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I can totally relate. I do my job in bed all the time.

BAC said...

Yikes ... you certainly are gregarious.


Dean Wormer said...

What if you take off BEFORE you have a chance to wake up next to 'em?

Do you just get some of their wicked skills in that case?

Anonymous said...

be the Secretary of State (no, not Madeleine Albright. My word!)

Jeanne Kirkpatrick?

Questions swirl!

dguzman said...

Oh boy, I'm going to spread the rumor that I'm the birdwatcher in question! hee hee