Monday, July 7, 2008
How To Say What You Really Mean
Dr. Zaius keeps telling me that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I don't want to take any chances! So I had Enrique whip me up some special 'diplomatic negotiating' implements to help me with all of my high level communications. The ink cartridge is filled with a special formula of sulfur, charcoal, potpourri and potassium nitrate. My signature style will always be legible in the indelible crimson cursive calligraphy inscribed by my own unique form of penmanship. Why use the phone when you can rhapsodize poetically about the open and honest exchange of ideas with your associates in a more intimate and direct fashion?