Monday, July 14, 2008

Upon Closer Inspection

Have you ever followed a beautiful young lady down the street only to have her turn around and be, say, Steven Tyler? Darlings, look at this example of shoe porn, from a Paris school for pole dancers, no less. Fabulous?

Girls. Do they do pedicures in Paris? Get thee to the parlor, now my love. My engine went from 90 to zero in two seconds flat when I saw those biscuit heels. Perhaps its time to start a new charity....

4 comments:

Unconventional Conventionist said...

Shoe Porn in a Paris School for Pole Danicing on Bastille Day!

Madame, thou art shear genius.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Does this mean you are going to be packing pink pumps in the future?

dguzman said...

Oh dear. Now I realize those laws that say you can't touch the dancers really ARE for our protection. Who knew?

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