We must keep the members of the weaker sex in their place.
Hello, darlings! I bring to you today a story that is close to my heart, a tale of countering right-wing religious extremism with one of my favorite weapons of choice, pink panties! It seems that recently in India, some overly religious Republican members of the weaker sex (Sri Ram Sena and his Bajrang Dal activists), are beating up women for publicly drinking, going to bars or wearing clothes that these fanatics deem too revealing.
In remarkably ironic twist to the tale, these Hindu hillbillies are now trying to ban St. Valentine's Day, and are threatening to attack couples found celebrating the romantic holiday. They want to get rid of a holiday that is about defying persecution by persecuting people! (For those of you that might not remember the story, Saint Valentine was the guy that was beaten, stoned and beheaded by the Roman government for helping young Christian couples get married. I love a happy ending!)
The Consortium of Pubgoing, Loose and Forward Women are asking their supporters to send pink panties (they call them "chaddis") to Sri Ram Sena, the leader of the dispicable religious terrorist organization - the Bajrang Dal.
send your pink panties or pictures of pink panties to this address:
Sri Rama Sene Office
No. 11, Behind New Bus Stand,
You can also send your hearfelt message to the despicable terrorist organization, the Bajrang Dal, via email (firstname.lastname@example.org). Here is the link to the Evil Bajrang Dal website.
To find out more about the Consortium of Pub-going, Loose and Forward Women, go to their blog, and their Facebook page, or you can read more about the organization on the internet.
The Consortium of Pubgoing, Loose and Forward Women do not color-discriminate. If you can't send pink panties, send panties in other colors. And both women and men are invited to send in their "chaddis" or pictures of "chaddis!"
I first heard about the story on "The Rachel Maddow show," of course.