Dr. Zaius gave Jon the passcode to the rumpus room and those boys showed up looking for Mai Tai's but found my Basil Hayden's sipping bourbon and proceeded to play Mexican for most of the night. I'm glad y'all kissed and made up but I'd sure like to know which one of you stunk the place up with clove cigarettes.
While the boys' visit was entirely unexpected, it is for times like these that I keep the houseband in a small casita out back near the pool. They worked up this little number. I like the last minute addition of the robot, maybe not high production values but I don't think an intergalactic gladiator puking good bourbon on my white flokati rugs should be too picky. Just sayin'.
Oh, and for my dear friend, Dr. Zaius, I bought this:
What, Zaius hates bowties? But this one looks so....presidential. Looks like now I've got to pout.
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Thank you for inviting us, my dear. What a wonderful party! What? No, I will not wear that ridiculous bow tie! Even in jest, that's not very funny! Do I look like Tucker Carson to you?
Oh, look! There is cake! Is it chocolate? Hmm... I really should watch my weight... Oh, What the heck! May I have two slices, please?
Pouting and stomping foot now!
But yeah, help yourself to the cake. It's Ma Gregarious' 'Better Than Sex' cake. You may always have two slices, sir.
A wonderful Soirée, thank you GG.
And Zaius, you would look good in the bow tie, it's very Paul Simon-esque.
Paul Simon the politician, not Paul Simon the singer/songwriter, of course.
Since Mr. Monkey boy abandoned his campaign trail in favor of beachy entetainment, I find myself at the soirée and must say it's quite enjoyable. I like the bowtie in theory,but think it'd look better on Vice-President-elect Gregarious.
Freida bee - if you like the bowtie, it is yours! But, did you bring the clove cigarettes? Really, people I draw the line at cigars. And I only want the ones that are illegally smuggled in from Cuba.
I'll gladly accept the bow tie despite its patriotic overtones and will belatedly offer my smokable potluck item tomorrow.... Until then, Thank you and until then, good luck on the over night campaign trail.
until then, why don't I reread my posting? Until then.....
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