Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Lovely hostess gifts

There has been a lot of activity on the campaign trail, as of late. There was a band of Jimmy Olson-bots that had to be done in by Zaius and, in the most unlikely of twists of fate, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator. Jon saved my running mate from a dreadful fate, and for that, I am eternally grateful.

Dr. Zaius gave Jon the passcode to the rumpus room and those boys showed up looking for Mai Tai's but found my Basil Hayden's sipping bourbon and proceeded to play Mexican for most of the night. I'm glad y'all kissed and made up but I'd sure like to know which one of you stunk the place up with clove cigarettes.

While the boys' visit was entirely unexpected, it is for times like these that I keep the houseband in a small casita out back near the pool. They worked up this little number. I like the last minute addition of the robot, maybe not high production values but I don't think an intergalactic gladiator puking good bourbon on my white flokati rugs should be too picky. Just sayin'.



Oh, and for my dear friend, Dr. Zaius, I bought this:



What, Zaius hates bowties? But this one looks so....presidential. Looks like now I've got to pout.

7 comments:

Dr. Zaius said...

Thank you for inviting us, my dear. What a wonderful party! What? No, I will not wear that ridiculous bow tie! Even in jest, that's not very funny! Do I look like Tucker Carson to you?

Oh, look! There is cake! Is it chocolate? Hmm... I really should watch my weight... Oh, What the heck! May I have two slices, please?

Germaine Gregarious said...

Pouting and stomping foot now!

But yeah, help yourself to the cake. It's Ma Gregarious' 'Better Than Sex' cake. You may always have two slices, sir.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

A wonderful Soirée, thank you GG.

And Zaius, you would look good in the bow tie, it's very Paul Simon-esque.

Paul Simon the politician, not Paul Simon the singer/songwriter, of course.

Freida Bee said...

Since Mr. Monkey boy abandoned his campaign trail in favor of beachy entetainment, I find myself at the soirée and must say it's quite enjoyable. I like the bowtie in theory,but think it'd look better on Vice-President-elect Gregarious.

Germaine Gregarious said...

Freida bee - if you like the bowtie, it is yours! But, did you bring the clove cigarettes? Really, people I draw the line at cigars. And I only want the ones that are illegally smuggled in from Cuba.

Freida Bee said...

I'll gladly accept the bow tie despite its patriotic overtones and will belatedly offer my smokable potluck item tomorrow.... Until then, Thank you and until then, good luck on the over night campaign trail.

Freida Bee said...

until then, why don't I reread my posting? Until then.....